Ten years on, and more than $2,000 spent, Ross and Carrie complete their exorcism training with Bob Larson. After learning all about angels, they are now prepared for the exact steps to de-demonize their clients. They pass their final tests and become certified exorcists under Bob Larson’s tutelage, the final step in -- Oh, what’s that? There’s a new advanced level? Oh.
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Ross and Carrie grit their teeth as they round the bend on the last few classes in Bob Larson’s exorcist school. In this episode, they learn how to act like a therapist without being one, and how to protect yourself from lawsuits should anyone hold you to account. Plus, they study Bob’s distinctions between possession, schizophrenia, bipolar, borderline, and dissociation. (Spoiler: it’s not very clear!)
Ross and Carrie are now seniors at Bob Larson’s International School of Exorcism, where they begin level three, the “Exorcist Level.” They learn the difference between a soul and a spirit, learn to perform inner healing, and examine Bob’s theories about demonization, repressed memory, and dissociative identity disorder.
Clap clap clap clap. Very good, Johnny. Now it’s time for Carrie to read the class her book report on Bob Larson’s “Satanism: The Seduction of America’s Youth.” Learn which animal’s blood is tastiest to Satanists, why murderers love reporting themselves to Bob, and the unexpected Satanic use of helicopters. Plus, one of Bob’s former employees goes on the record about her bizarre and difficult period working for Bob’s ministry.
Gather round, class. Mr. Ross Blocher will be sharing what he learned from Dr. Bob Larson’s book, Demon Proofing Prayers. He tells us how to spot evil in our own lives, join the battle against Satan, put on the armor of God, knock down Goliath, topple the walls of Jericho, and use special prayers to break curses and claim victory in Jesus.
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